The Funny Things That Jaxton Says

I was doing dishes and I opened a travel coffee mug, thinking it was empty.  Well it wasn't and coffee spilled everywhere including on Jaxton.
He says to me, "Mommy, what is this smelling drink?!"

Jaxton mows the lawn with his bubble mower while Mitch uses the real lawn mower.
Jaxton: "Mommy, look we're mow lawning!"

Jaxton: "Look Mommy! Come look at this, HA HA... it's a big Daddy!
I came outside to look, thinking he was talking about Mitch (he calls Mitch his big Daddy). He wasn't going to point out Mitch at all.  It was a daddy long-legs spider.

These are just a few examples of the things I hear on almost a daily basis.  He pushes my buttons but things like this snap me out of my "mad" mood pretty quickly.